tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

posted 11 hours ago with 73,813 notes
word-stuck:

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posted 21 hours ago with 1,041 notes

Gotta go to a drag show and pick up my room mate.. not necessarily in that order. 

also i’m proud of myself for spelling necessarily right!! 

bam!

things i like → flowers

posted 1 day ago with 4,495 notes
Send me anons as my kid.

BONUS POINTS IF YOU NAME THE OTHER PARENT.

posted 1 day ago with 55,543 notes
Break the ice; have our muses interact!

This includes not only if our characters haven’t met yet, but even if they already have.

"Are you lost?" 
'And you are?”

"Who are you?"
"I don’t think we’ve met."
"How old are you?"
"How long have you been there?"
"Can I trust you?"
"Who do you think you are?"

"Are you wearing my clothes…?"
"You’re cute." 

"Would you like to go on a date with me?"
"People are watching."

"Be Careful!"
"Help me!"

"I’ve got bad news." 
"Hate to  break it to you.. but ___ is dead." 
"I will never forgive you."
"I’m sorry…"
"Why are you so angry?" 

"Just kill me!"
"This is where it ends."
"Victory!" 
"Stay close!"
"Watch it!"
"Why don’t you hate me?!" 
"You can’t just give up… not now!"

posted 2 days ago with 13,257 notes

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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posted 2 days ago with 92,936 notes